Posted on 10 December 2013.
By D. David Kinney
Want to bottom like a porn star? It seems like some guys can handle all sorts of thick tops and they never flinch… so how do they do it? Woody Miller, an Atlanta gay sex columnist, has decoded the mystery in his exhilarating and sexy new book “How To Bottom Like A Porn Star.”
Miller set out to work with gay sex experts so he sought help from some of the biggest names in gay porn. He combines their practical tips with the advice of a colo-rectal specialist, psycho-physiologist, physician, and even a yoga guru, for a fascinating look at gay anal sex.
Whether you want to learn the secrets out of curiosity or want to step up your game in the bedroom this book is definitely worth having in your nightstand. You can purchase the book here. In the meantime we’ll tease you with an excerpt!
Have you ever looked at gay porn and thought, “How can they make bottoming look so easy?” A hung top sticks it in like a glute inject and thebottom doesn’t even flinch. How do porn star bottoms do it? And more importantly, what can you learn from them so that you can, too?
There are a lot of lessons to be learned from gay porn, both good and bad. This book exposes the shockingly stupid, medically dangerous tactics that porn stars use to bottom without pain, highlights many of the things they do correctly and outlines a step-by-step plan that will help you enjoy a lifetime of painless bottoming.
Before we get started, let me explain how I got the information you’re about to read. I commissioned a team of researchers to interview a truckload of gay porn industry folk—cameramen, scouts, producers, directors and performers. Most turned us down, for fear of retribution that might come from airing the porn industry’s secrets. We had to promise complete anonymity and therefore you will not see any recognizable names, though we interviewed many of the giants of the industry.
Many of the porn star secrets to bottoming without pain are so shockingly dangerous they posed an ethical dilemma for me: Do I tell you what they are knowing that no matter how I frame my warnings, a certain percentage of you will go ahead and try their risky tactics?
In the end I decided that honesty was the best way to approach my dilemma. Yes, some readers won’t care about the risks, just as some people try smoking after they read the warning label. I thought of titling this book, How To Bottom Like A Porn Star Without Resorting To Dangerous Methods, but my editor told me to quit whimpering and take it like a man. Guess we know who the top is in that relationship! The truth is, porn star bottoms have a lot to teach us, and as long as you know what is acceptable from a common-sense standpoint, the truth shall be told.
So, let’s have some fun! You’re about to get some fascinating, behind-the-scenes, no-holds-barred insights into an industry that we’ve all helped make rich, and on the way you are going to learn how to bottom without pain so you can screw like a porn star.
Let’s start at the beginning.
Millions of gay men can’t seem to get past their physical and psychological stumbling blocks to enjoy the intense ecstasy that bottoming can provide. This is a shame because as you’ve seen in gay porn, you can easilybottom without pain. In fact, I used the sensible aspects of porn star bottoming and combined them with recommendations from a team of experts, including a yoga guru, a respiratory psychophysiologist, a colo-rectal specialist and a physician with a masterful knowledge of anatomy to create an easy-to-follow guide to bottoming without pain.
Bottoming isn’t just about the physical sensation of being penetrated. It’s the emotional high of accepting someone else’s presence in your body. It’s the psychological thrill of being momentarily “owned,” of submitting yourself to the strength of another man. If you’re in a relationship it’s the ultimate act of union. If you’re single it’s a hot way of having fun. And if you’re a newbie, it’s an act that fear and pain prevent you from completing. If you bought this book you probably fall into one of two types of guys:
1. You Really Want To Bottom But You’re Too Afraid To Try. You just can’t imagine how something so big can fit into such a little hole without causing an excruciating amount of pain. You’re probably also afraid of the mess you might leave behind on the sheets. Some guys live in mortal fear that bottoming will create a “shit show” in the bedroom and stain their psyches as well as their sheets.
2. You’ve Tried Bottoming And It Hurt Like Hell. In fact, it was as painful as you feared and while there wasn’t a shit show, there was the odd smell or tire track that kinda grossed you out. You stopped trying even though still, to this day, you want to have the experience of pain-free, pleasure-filled bottoming.
Pain, or the fear of pain, is the biggest reason gay men shy away from bottoming. It doesn’t have to be that way. The only reason it hurts so much is that you don’t understand the three sources of pain and how to avoid them. In this book I’m going to show you specific techniques that will allow you to experience the ecstasy of bottoming without any of the pain you’you’ve come to fear or associate with it.
Bottoming is not the sexual equivalent of walking over hot coals. You don’t have to put yourself through hell to get to the other side. You just have to follow the plan I’ve developed with the help of respected medical experts in the field of urology, proctology, yoga, psychology and gastroenterology.