Posted on 31 October 2013.
By Mikkel Hyldebrandt
Every year around this time the all-important question beckons: What should I dress up as at Halloween?! If you are a good gay, you know how that thinking and planning ahead thing works wonders, which means that you have already given the important issue some thought, right? Umm, not even close… If you are like most gays you’re are running around right trying to put together a costume from what’s in your closet. But don’t fret because FENUXE will help you make this Halloween even simpler for you. Because we have set up some basic guidelines for you, so getting that perfect costume is going to be easier than ever – and will leave everyone else at the fright night wanting to carve your pumpkin because of how sexy it is …
Rule #1 – Go For Stereotypes
The Village People did it – and it worked perfectly! Sticking to recognizable and (thanks to the Village People) gay stereotypes is a sure way to sex it up at any Halloween gathering. Who doesn’t like a sexy cop, the hunky cowboy or the boyish sailor. If everything else fails, you can always go for the sexy Indian: All it takes is brown underwear perhaps with a (brown) cloth covering your junk and a colorful armband. And a feather if you’re like really like taking it like far..
Rule #2 – Go Cute and Damn Sexy
You know those girls who just show up in bunny ears and a fluffy tail (oh, and a sexy, skin-showing outfit to boot) and steal the attention of the whole party? Why not copy that, but do a male version of it? How about some of those adorable Mickey Mouse ears, red shorts, black shirt and yellow suspenders? Or a really sexy Santa? Or Easter Bunny? Any cultural icon will do really as long the skin is a-showin’…
Rule #3 – Go Basic Or Go Home
Out of clever ideas for costumes? Or was the costume rental out of the 19th century nobleman with feathered hat and knee-high leather boots to match? Don’t fret but depend on the basics instead: sexy waiter, inmate, businessman and so forth. It’s simple and easy – just make sure that your costume is skimpy and sexy!
Rule #4 – Go For The Superhero
Who hasn’t had their share of superhero fantasies? Is there a double meaning to the moniker Man of Steel? Does Batman really mean that he is a top? And how big is Thor’s hammer? OK, we digress, but there is undisputed hotness surrounding any superhero, and you can benefit from that. You will probably need to wear pants of some sort, but that gives you good reason to divert attention to your bulging, uhm, biceps. And of course there is always the possibility of you forming one of those sexually ambiguous superhero duos with someone…
Rule #5 Go For Anything Sports
It’s hard to go wrong with any sports-related costume – unless of course it’s curling, darts or figure skating! And maybe golf. And bowling. The list of incredibly hot sportsmen is practically endless and will provide others with ample possibility to hook up with that tennis ace, football player, racecar driver, wrestler, swimmer (ok, you finish the list…)
If you’re not dressing up this year… you can at least let your house in on the fun. Check out this home we found in Atlanta on Whitefoord Road: