While my job as a triple “ZZZ” list drag queen celebrity may sound all glitzy and glamourous to some, it also requires hard work. I’ve just returned from Fashion week and an experience I’ll never forget. While I was under the impression I was headed to Atlanta Hartsfield LaToya Jackson International Space Port for a flight to the Mercedes Benz fashion show in NYC, I was disappointed to find I was headed to the exotic city of Jonesboro for their fashion “minute.”
With Real Housewives of Atlanta Celebrity Look-A-Likes judging, the fashion show had its moments but was definitely not up to my international standards. NeNe Leakes-A-Lot was serving attitude, Porsche looked like a Pinto and Kenya-No-Moore was Breaking-Wind Fabulous although she did fill the room with a certain air. Kandi was humming along the whole time–it was only later I was informed she wasn’t singing. Maybe she was filled with
the spirit something. Hmmmm.
Fashions from wannabe fashion star Bob Tackie were less than impressive. Duct tape and hot glue were prominently featured throughout while still leaving the viewer wanting more. Speaking of more, I wasn’t sure but I think I saw some balls under that duct tape. Work it giirls!! And color is the trend for summer! Golden Rod, Mustard, Yellow, Chartreuse, Rust and Burnt Umber are your featured color story. As I think about it, those colors are featured in my panties. What a coincidence!
Norcostco Atlanta Costume Tip of the Week: Cutie Pie Clint says “We have a new line of lashes! Ardell Professional Line Double Up Lashes have twice the amount lashes for a more dramatic look. It’s like TWO pair of lashes in one! Double layer style gives you a fuller, thicker look. Reusable and durable, so you get your money’s worth! Each lash strip is knotted and feathered by hand to achieve the highest quality. Achieve the ultimate glamour look with 6 new styles! Ardell Professional Natural Lashes are available in a 4-pack. An incredible value. We’ve also cut the prices on the rest of our lashes by up to 25% and have a larger selection of lash glue, including DUO Brush-On Adhesive, Ardell Lashtite and Lashgrip.”
Love and lashes,
Mary Edith Pitts